I had not thought of blogging this story until I told it to my friend Kris and she said, "are you going to blog that?" Of course! (To be read like I just hit myself on the forehead with the palm of my hand) I don't have to always write about events that left me sleepless and exhausted. This is actually funny. Kind of. Now I realize this story does include one of my other favorite subjects-bodily elimination. Last night Asher was suffering from loose stools-otherwise know as diarrhea . The loose stool information is important or I would not include it. The diarrhea was a one time thing yesterday and he seemed to be over it. Today Asher was running around the house with no pants on (What? Your kids don't do that?) and I was busy trying to cook a balanced meal. On the counter top I had mushrooms, and green beans on a cutting board, and in the oven I had chicken and sweet potatoes cooking. Asher climbed up a chair and stood on the counter top (What? Your kids don...