Funny things the kids say that I will forget if I don't post it here

Asher : "Passover is the one with all the Matzoh right?"

Adirah (5 1/2): How many days until my spring tea?
Me: Seven days
Adirah: But what does that add up to?
Me: Well there are seven days in a week
Adirah: Nooooooo! What does it add up to? How many?
Me: Well a day is 24 hours and there are seven of those until your spring tea.
Adirah: You don't understand!
Me: Well, honey, there are seven days in a week and there are about four weeks in a month
(I thought for a moment about how I was going to explain that only February had exactly 28 days and not even all of the time)
Adirah: (Getting very frustrated) No how much does it add up to? Adirah threw out her arm incensed and then held up some fingers, How much?
Me: Ohhhhh (thinking now about her Montessori training) 3 +4 equals 7, or 5+2 equals 7.
Adirah:(Smiling) 3+4. Okay

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